Thursday, June 28, 2007

How do you say "That's what she said" in Italian?

"It has straightened a little bit more than we expected, but every little [bit] helps."

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

That's not supposed to go in there . . .

12. Lindsey, asking for more beer from Josh's glass at Stoney's: "Can I have a tip? A little tip? Give me the tip? Tippy-tip-tip? [This continued for some time]." [E]

Friday, June 15, 2007

Phew, I'm glad that's over!

11. After the BarBri professor said that he was going to "wrap it up," Erik said: "How are we going to finish?" and Jim said: "Are we really going to go twice as fast?" [E]

Not the best ever, but we're going to have to lower our standards a bit if we want to keep scoring.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

What do I have to do to get some action around here?

The competition hasn't been quite as stiff this week. We're just kind of limping along.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

You Always Left Me Satisfied and Smiling

A couple beauties to report from last week:

9. BarBri professor, talking about cross-examining a witness: "It's fun to do it that way . . . you know, jerk him around a little bit." [J]

10. BarBri "professor," talking about taking practice MPTs [please note that the "professor" was shouting the entire time]: "The first time you do it, you'll be blown away. The next time, you'll start to get better at it, and you'll get the timing down. And the third time, you'll even start to feel proud of yourself." [E]

Thursday, June 7, 2007

You're Going To Go All Day Long?

Only a couple of updates today. We're both being a little too careful about what we say. But, these are some gems:

7. Bar Review professor, moving from one sample essay question to the next: "So next I want to do Andy, Bob and Charlie... we'll go from the top to the bottom." [E]

8. Erik during dinner, talking about dirty martinis: "Once you get a little bit in your mouth, it's not so bad." [J]

I hope this game doesn't do permanent damage to our brains.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

This Is Really Hard

Summary of the first week (person who called the "that's what she said" in brackets):

1. BarBri Professor (imitating Triumph the Insult Dog): "Justin Timberlake... you can find him in the rap section, you can find him in the pop section... he doesn't know where to suck!" [E]

2. Jim, talking (way too much) about doing Tae Bo: "You're doing all of this weird stuff, it really works your ass, and it gets to the point where you're like: Holy shit! He wants me to do that again?!?!?" [E]

3. Erik, walking across the street on a hot day: "Oooohhh! Feels like a hot one!" [J]

4. Suzi, referring to Erik's Manhattan: "You worked really hard to get to that cherry." [L]

5. Jim, unscrewing the cable from the back of a TV: "It was really stuck. That kinda hurt." [E]

6. Josh, after a long discussion of the game: "That was dollar worthy." [E]

Current Score:

Erik = 4
Jim = 1
Lindsey = 1

The jar has: $6.00