You Always Left Me Satisfied and Smiling

A couple beauties to report from last week:

9. BarBri professor, talking about cross-examining a witness: "It's fun to do it that way . . . you know, jerk him around a little bit." [J]

10. BarBri "professor," talking about taking practice MPTs [please note that the "professor" was shouting the entire time]: "The first time you do it, you'll be blown away. The next time, you'll start to get better at it, and you'll get the timing down. And the third time, you'll even start to feel proud of yourself." [E]